Welcome to the pendulum. This book is true, zany available and off the wall story of my life as a Bipolar Bear.
 
My editor made me write this. Hate being told what to do. This part is meant to be my selling point of the book. Just like selling cell phone deals or Kirby vacuum cleaners. (Yup – lasted three days at that one, same as when I tried to be a private detective hunting people in bars to check if they were having affairs).  The one thing I can say is that we are so lucky to be bipolar. You can get nothing done for days on end, and then you come out of your slump only to rule the world. Kind of like Thor – the God of Thunder. Only I don’t take steroids. But I do have a concoction of five pills every morning, to make myself even like myself and to save others from the pendulum.
 
This is a nonfiction book because who could make this up? TV shows have nothing on me. A ludicrous roller coaster of adventure and sadness. I nearly blew the generator up just writing this. My mind is on fire. Lucky for the ups so I can write.  The downs so I can sleep.
This is not a selfhelp book, but an elfhelp one. And before I go any further – why don’t the pharmaceutical companies pay us some ransom?
 
The good, the bad and the ridiculousness of being a Bipolar Bear.
 
It’s true – zany – and off the wall. Read me and learn to laugh at your bipolar, whilst crying through the pain that I share and that I know you will resonate with. But, mostly, it’s quite simply poignant. Being a Bipolar Bear is a blessing in disguise. Who else can be a superhero with an invisible cloak?
 
So come to the woods with me and let’s navigate our way out of this fuzzy, hazy existence of ours. No compass needed. Our inner compass will always get us there. So my brother and sister Bears from another mom (yup, they didn’t catch the bipolar bug to hurt humanity),  please read on.
 
Yours in reading the weirdest book ever, the one that you can’t put down (like with us Bears, anaesthetic doesn’t work). I hope this helps you and the other Bipolar Bears, who are crying on the inside, but smiling on the outside, get the inspiration to live and love.